Guest Blog: What Not To Do When Meeting The Vicar Who Is Going To Marry You
Sometimes you hear a story that is so fantastic that you know you could never do it justice in trying to re-tell it. So today, in a momentous first for Other Stories, I am bringing you a very special guest blog from my dear friend Jess. Jess is getting married next summer and she and her betrothed recently had to go and meet the vicar of the church they are to be married in. Over to Jess:
For your reading delight, I present my list of what not to do when meeting the vicar hosting your wedding for the first time....
1. don't leave home late
2. don't get stuck behind a van driving at 11mph for most of the journey
3. don't get lost
4. don't slip and nearly fall under the wheels of the car when running back to it after asking for directions in the local pub
5. don't be in quite a bad mood with each other on arrival
6. when asked 'have you been christened?' don't answer no
7. when asked 'would you like to be christened?' don't answer no
8. don't go on to explain that you and your parents just never thought it was that important
9. when asked your reasons for marriage, don't say it's more romantic than a joint mortgage
10. don't mention that you've alienated all the Christians you used to know at college
11. don't try to give a second hand theological lecture on Genesis, and definitely don't use the word 'myth' when doing so
12. don't bring up the Big Bang Theory
13. don't babble on about tradition being really important, you'll only have to back-pedal when you remember that you don't want the traditional vows
14. when read the start of the marriage service, don't admit that you only know that bit because it was on Pride and Prejudice
15. don't ignore your other half when he starts trying to shut you up by subtley nudging you with his knee
16. don't get crumbs on the carpet
Here endeth the lesson.
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